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“Hey! Let’s Go To A Sleepover And Get Killed! (Part 3)”


Everyone panicked (ya, I know, I know. I started this part like the other one).

Eva pulled on her staff. "Hey! I just got it waxed! Er......let go!"

So the arm let go and Eva flew and knocked Bob over.

Special K, who tried helping Eva, was lying on the ground with her eyes going round and round. "Hey . . . guys, you multiplied! Or added or divided.....ack! Math is no good for me!"

Mike Myers (dum dum dum) laughed, "MWHAHAHA I RULE AND YOU DROOL! GO ME! BOO YOU! GO ME! BOO YOU! BOOYAYA!".

Bob blinked. "Ok not only was that stupid and unnecessary, but it was also quite disturbing and revolting."

"Like you," Valerie murmured.

Julie, who was shocked that her attack didn't work, was silently whimpering in Niki's poor excuse for a closet.

Gerg left the girls right when Julie was going to feed him to Niki's brother's sock drawer. Mallory and Vanessa were behind the bed licking their nonexistent wounds. Krystina was pleading to Mike Myers (dum dum dum) to not kill her and get rid of the idiots (if you notice I didn’t mention Lisa, it's because she's a freshmen and doesn't count).

Eva cowered behind Valerie and they watched as Mike Myers (dum dum dum) was destroying Niki's house.

But then he grabbed Niki's walrus toy and ripped it! Everyone gasped. Niki ground her teeth.

"HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE SACRED WALRUS!!!" Everyone slowly inched away from Niki. "YOU SHALL PERISH!!!!"

Mike Myers (dum du-oh forget it) inched as far away from Niki as he could without leaving the room and without stepping on Bob's head (which is impossible so he did indeed step on her head).

"REVENGE OF THE WALRUS ATTACK!!!!" she bellowed. "Hey! That's pretty catchy isnt it! Revenge of the walrus attack! Revenge of the walrus! MWHAHAHA! It's great!"

Julie ran up to Niki, pushed her out the window and laughed. "I will be the only person to defeat him after I do this!"

Julie took out a paper and pen and ran to Mike Myers (just pretend there's a dum dum dum) "Can I have your autograph?" Everyone falls down with their legs up.

Lisa looked around "Um . . . Julie . . . I mean Sailor Moo! Um . . . isn’t HE the bad guy?"

"Oh go kiss Bob!"

"Ok."

Julie looked at Mike Myers (no dumdum dum) "MOO SPASTIC ELASTIC PLASTIC KISS!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOO"

Everyone cheered with the exception of Bob but she's a b*tch so she doesn’t count.

Eva looked worried. "Hey isn’t it supposed to say the end?"

Valerie smiled. "It must be broken or something."

Soon the room was filled with Mike Myers’s (ok fine! dum dum dum! happy now?) laughter.

"He's alive!" Vanessa screamed.

"He's not dead!"

"Once again, loser girl failed!"

"Oh shut up! Let me cry in silence!"

"I'm here my love!"

"Hey when did you get here? Geez I thought I got rid of you!"

"That's all folks!"

"Wrong cartoon."

"Oh. Gotta catch em all!"

"Nope still the wrong one."

"Silence you ignorant fools! I hate you!"

"Oh! Thanks we appreciate that!"

"We’re doomed!"

"Don’t you hate it whe-"

"Shu-"

"I know, I know. Shut up! Sheez you’re so bossy!”


CONTINUE


SMoo Randomness:
Valerie: Do you think that if we were to mate, our children would inherit your ear genes?